- Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
- Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
loveemilymarie / by: dramaticleaves
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
- my mom: are you sure you want the 20 piece mcnugget isn't an eight piece enough
- me: ...
- my mom: didn't you just eat a fish sandwich
- me: ...
- my mom: ...
- me: *takes deep breath* we teach girls to shrink themselves-- to make themselves smaller
ohheyjanee / by: ididntasktobemade
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
inclusivestreetstyle / by: winchestersarrow
Dascha Polanco at the Tracy Reese Fashion Show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2015
cylongrrl / by: j-groffy
treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins
cylongrrl / by: unfollower
peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence
butttoot / by: allmymetaphors
ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:
i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone.